Probably the dumest race ever. These f*ckwits could not find their own arse with both hands. If they sit on a toilet the right way around, it's viewed as a major achievement.

Spells

• Kill Scientists
• Space Amazement

Operations

• Investigate Portal
• Planetary Infrastructure

Specials

• Tax Office

Bonuses

• Population growth: -30%
• Income: 50%
• Research: 50%
• Attack: -30%